Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! The joke is dark. The speaker's day sucks because their ex got smoked by a school bus, but on top of that, they lost their gig as a bus driver, probably 'cause their ex is now roadkill. It's funny 'cause it's twisted!