I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, genius, let me break it down for ya. You see, the dude thought he was escorting the lady home all smooth, right? But then she realized she was with *him*, and bolted. It's funny 'cause it plays on the expectation versus reality, and highlights the dude's... well, lack of appeal. Get it now, or do I need to draw you a picture?
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