Relationship jokes
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Your mom.
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
My dad was a master of art. He was compared to Houdini due to his skill of disappearing.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What do you call a not potty trained human?
Amber Heard.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.