Relationship jokes
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Your mom.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Memes
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Mom!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂