Relationship jokes
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My mom said, "Why did I adopt you?"
I said, "Because the other three were mistakes."
My dad and I were playing hide and seek. I still haven’t found him. It’s been 15 years.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Memes
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Mom!
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Mom! (DYM 14)
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.