Relationship jokes
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Very fine
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Mom!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
I just had sex.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Your mom is a mom!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?