Relationship jokes
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
Mom, (DYM 147)
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Your mom.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.