Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Relationship Jokes
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Your mum. That's all I need to say.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
So you decide one day to ask your son if he wants to f**k, do you do it for 3 hours, then you realize how will I explain another pregnancy to my sterile husband?
I love you, Lovely Perv!
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
Me: Hey, have you seen my butt?
Him: No, have you seen where it is?
Me: Maybe here on your private part hehe.
Him: *dumps my head on the toilet* HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR ASS NOW, PERVERT?
One day, a man was walking in an alley when a crackhead attacks him. So the man shoots him in the head and runs inside his home. When he goes to his wife, she asks him if he saw her dad.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
