Relationship jokes
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Memes
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Your mom gay.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
Your mom is a mom!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂