Relationship

Relationship jokes

Ball

    • My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

    All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

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    • Trauma

    • All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

    Relationship memes

    Chlamydia

    • One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

    Love

    • A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

    He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

    Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

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    • Orphan

    • What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

    A family portrait........

    You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

    Wait..........