Relationship jokes
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
Mom, (DYM 147)
Memes
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?