Relationship jokes
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Your mom.
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen