Relationship jokes

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Your mom gay.

Stephanie has a great thumb!

When is Father's Day?

Nine months before Mother's Day.

I love you, my new phone! 📲

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Your mom is a mom!

I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.

Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.

*The next day*

Uncle: F*CK!

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Child: I am hungry.

Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!

Child: *groans* *walks away*

Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

I just had sex.

Ask me who Joe is.

Who is Joe?

JOE MAMA!

Knock knock.

Who is there?

Mother.

Mother who?

Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!

What can you build with people? A boat!

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.