Relationship jokes
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.
When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
Mom! (DYM 14)
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
"I love you with all my heart."
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?
She ended up under the doc[tor].
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
I just had sex.