Rope as a Gift

Okay, so listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. This joke is dark, like your soul. The person in the joke suggests buying a rope for their cousin's birthday. The joke is that the person wants their cousin to commit suicide using the rope. I know you're not smart but you're also not alone. Statistics show that the average person laughs about 13 times a day. You're probably at 0.5.