Hard Balloons

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, the kid is trying to blow up balloons, right? But he's saying they're "hard to blow." The mom tells him to stay out of the drawer. See, she assumes the kid is talking about condoms he found in the drawer, not actual balloons. You wouldn't get it. You're not the sharpest tool in the shed. You probably still think the stork brings babies.