Relationship jokes
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Memes
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)