Relationship jokes
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
Say, Aiden, are you and Gwen dating? Oooo, you and her sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G., then comes the romance, then comes engagement, then comes the wedding, and then the baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Then comes cheating and arguments, and then D.I.V.O.R.C.E.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aiden + Gwen = Husband and wife! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girlfriend and boyfriend!!!!!!!!
Tyler: What's your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh, what's yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I'm home alone.
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right now.
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a condom?
Frankie: Now enough talk, let's fuck.
Tyler: I thought you never asked.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.