Relationship jokes
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Want to have sex?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Memes
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Can someone be my daddy?
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
"Uwu daddy."
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?