Relationship jokes

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

"Hey, is that a peach?"

*gets slapped on the butt*

"Noted."

It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.

Yo mamma sucks!

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.

So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.

Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂

EVERYONE:

"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”

Man: “Am I dying?”

Doctor: “No, your wife is.”

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.

I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."

Friend: Wanna hear a joke?

Orphan Friend: Sure.

Friend: Parents.

Other: I don't get it.

Friend: And you never will.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?

Want to have sex?