A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Amber Alert Friend
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. Someone's friend looks just like a kid who's gone missing and is on an amber alert. Because the friend and missing kid look alike, that implies the friend is a missing kid. Not only is that person a missing kid, they are also traumatizing their friend. Your brain is smoother than a freshly Zambonied ice rink if you didn't get that.
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