Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Little Johnny's Observation
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Little Johnny's dad is checking out a horse like it's a piece of meat, right? Johnny, being a dumb kid, thinks Uncle Joe is doing the same thing to his mom. It's funny 'cause it's inappropriate and kinda messed up. You wouldn't get it; you probably still think the stork brings babies.