Relationship jokes
Yo mom!
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Your mum lol teehee!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"