So, I met this girl and she was a 9 out of 10. I met this other girl who was 7 years old. The 7-year-old ate my 9 out of 10 girl because 7 was a psychopath.
There are two doors leading to Heaven: one for henpecked husbands and one for unhenpecked husbands. The line to the door leading to Heaven for henpecked husbands was five abreast and five miles long. The line leading to the door to Heaven for unhenpecked husbands consisted of only one lonely man.
The guys from the henpecked husband line looked at the one man in the unhenpecked husband line and shout, “Hey, Charlie, why are you standing over there for?” Charlie glances over his shoulder and observes a sea of humanity of henpecked husbands as far as the eye can see and says grudgingly, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
@everyone.. what's so funny is that JIT thinks he's so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster.
The pathetic part is that he hates on everyone else's family and relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one than he will ever deserve. He was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. So JIT, please tell me what it's like to be such a coward?
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
Son: I love you, Dad.
Dad gets in car and drives away.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
