Relationship jokes
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
You and Jason in your bed.
I pregnoot.
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.