Relationship jokes
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
I pregnoot.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
You and Jason in your bed.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!