Relationship jokes
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Who wants to be my boyfriend?
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Gwen pegs Xavier.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
I always say I'm single, which annoys my wife.
Boy: "Mister, can I get candy?"
Mister: No, you shit head.
Boy: Why? :(
Mister: Because I'm not your dad.
It's this girl named Deaf, what a weird name, but I know that 'cause I was ear hustling.
But anyway, everytime I call her, she doesn't answer. I wanna clap some cheeks tonight, how could she hate me when she don't know me?
Boy and girl.
Boys af sex wus ur girl?
Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
Hey, I broke up with your girl.
-Me: What? Why?
Wait, what?
-Me: You f**ked her, so it's your baby.
Your mum lol teehee!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.