Relationship jokes
Son: “Mom, is there a thing called «friendship» between a man and a woman?”
Mother: “No Son, unless if he’s gay.”
Son: “So your friend is gay?”
Mother with herself: «How did he see me with michael omg if my husband discovered my cheating he will kill me»
Mother: “Mmm.. Yes.”
Father loudly: “YES!!!”
Mother: “What in the hell? Are you gay?”
Father with himself: «Am i an idiot why did i yell?! if she discovered I’m gay and her son was made by Paul’s semens she will kill me»
Father: “No what are saying? I’m just talking with myself.”
*A few hours later*
Mother: “I will go to visit my mother.”
Father: “Me too I will go to visit my mother.”
Son: “Not me too I will go to stud with my friends.”
The mother and the father goes to michael’s house and they found their son playing with Michael and Paul is recording them and saying: «that’s why I love you my actual son oh only if your mother knows».
*The End* :D
Like if you don't have a dad.
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.
One day Jack and Jill went up a hill. Jack got Jill drunk and horny, then took her to a hotel because Jack wanted to suck and lick her candy stick.
What do you call a simp, Adrian?
Memes
Wife: Hi babe. Husband: Hey. Wife: Do you wanna? Husband: YES! Wife: Ok, make sure you have a towel to go to the beach. Husband: WHAT? You mean go to the beach? Wife: Yes, what did you think I meant? Husband: Oh, nothing, bye. Wife: Bye, see you there.
Baby, here's my anus.
Baby, too, where's my anus?
The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?
I'm adopted :[
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
What did the stepbrother and stepsister do together?
Oof, mitosis!
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Have you ever heard of Jane Doe? Well, her husband's name is Dill, so I guess that makes him a dildo!
God made Adam and Eve.
Satan made Adam and Steve.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.