What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Alright listen up buttercup. The joke is a play on words. The set up describes something hurt, and the punchline is "your mum", implying that the person's mother is what is "saw and bleeding and covered in bruises." I know, it's not funny, but you wouldn't get it anyway.