Emo's Sex Life

Why can’t an emo have sex?

They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, genius! Emo folks are known for being super sad and dramatic, right? So, instead of just chillin' in bed ready for some action, they're out there hanging from trees, probably contemplating their feelings or something. It's a play on the emo stereotype of being melancholic and preoccupied with their emotions instead of getting down to business. What is this, your first day on Earth, or are you just naturally slow?

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