Relationship jokes

What's the difference between me and you?

I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!

Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...

I love pussy.

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

Are you still a virgin?

If you do IT

With no one?

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Technoblade never got a wife.

Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

Your momma!

My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.

He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.

He's now my sister.

Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.

Not so great way to find out you are adopted.

What's the difference between anal and oral?

Oral makes your day whereas anal makes your whole weak.

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.