Relationship jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
America and UK are a joke.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Memes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
I love pussy.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Your dad is gone.
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."