Relationship jokes
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."