Cummy jokes

Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?

"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"

"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.

What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?

CUMedy.

Curry.

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.