Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Love Rejection
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about someone who's so full of themselves that when someone says "I love you", they're all like, "Yeah, I love me too!" But then they hit the other person with a sick burn by calling them trash. You know, because you are stupid!