Deportation jokes

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

A day in the life of a Biden voter.

$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

Why is Donald Trump president?

So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

I'm gay.

The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!

Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.

Yo momma's an ICE agent!

What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?

I.C.E. water.

How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.

I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

What do you call a Mexican's prison?

The border.