Deportation jokes
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
"Bippity Boppity Boo, Donald Trump is gonna deport you!"
Memes
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
I'm gay.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What is a Mexican's least favorite type of water?
I.C.E. water.
Yo momma's an ICE agent!
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.