Deportation

Deportation Jokes

Printer

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.

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  • Paper

    A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

    Wall

    Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!

    E T

    What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

    E.T. eventually went home!

    Rape

    There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

    Wall

    Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

    Day

    A day in the life of a Biden voter.

    $2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.

    No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.

    $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.

    50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.

    No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.

    Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.

    New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.

    Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.

    Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.

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  • Moment

    The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

    Memes