What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Relationship Jokes
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
