Relationship jokes
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Prince will be coming back in 10 mins here is a joke.
Gwen: Prince sorry but I'm wanting someone else instead. You've just been a complete jackass toward me, sorry good night.
Prince: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: Good night!
Prince: Why?
Gwen: Because...now good night!
Prince: We can work some things out?
Gwen: Nope...NOW GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!
To be continued
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
Your mother.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
My doctor told me it was perfectly normal to become aroused or even ejaculate during a prostate exam.
That being said I wish he hadn't!
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, and the condom ripped; now they have a daughter.