Relationship jokes
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)