Alicia was not a popular girl. None of the guys noticed her. Once she got a boyfriend, but then he cheated on her with Katy and said, "You're not sexy enough, Katy is much hotter."
So Alicia took a match, set herself on fire, and screamed, "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!"
And then she died.
Alright, listen up buttercup. This is a dark one. So, Alicia wasn't getting any love, right? Boyfriend dumps her and says she ain't hot enough. So what does she do? Lights herself on fire while singing "This Girl is on Fire". But here's the kicker, she dies! Get it? You probably don't. You strike me as someone who thinks getting a participation trophy is an achievement.
