a mom cows last words were to the mom cows son they were you are then died the son though that he was adopted but then 3 years later the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say you were adorable then she died once more then 2 years later she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son and that's why we adopted you.
the big mom
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre