Relationship jokes

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

Why can’t orphans date?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Why is my dad gone?

I don't know.

What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?

You are so butty-ful!

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

What did the cell phone say to his wife?

"I will give you a ring."

Why can't an orphan have sex?

Because they can't call them "daddy."

My wife left me and took the kids.

I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."

My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺

Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.

Women are like tornadoes.

They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

What's wrong with 89?

You blow me and I owe you one.

My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Yo' mama is a joke.

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."

Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"