A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
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Alright listen up, nimrod. This joke is a play on words! The cow keeps trying to tell her son that he's adopted. She says "you are", and then "you were", which sounds like "You are adopted". Get it? I bet you didn't, dingus. You probably still think milk comes from the grocery store.