I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
Relationship Jokes
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I have a secret crush on your momma.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Your mother.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
