Relationship jokes
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
Women are like tornadoes.
They scream when they are coming and take your house when they are leaving.
Heard the phrase "one man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Why can’t orphans date?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My wife left me and took the kids.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺