Relationship jokes

Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.

What did the orphan say to his stepmom?

"I need help."

What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourselves!

Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

FUCK ME DADDY!!!!

Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?

Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.

What does an orphan call a family picture?

Answer: a selfie.

My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.

My dad is nice!

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.

Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-

When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?

I think that you're an accident!

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!