The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Mailman Daddy
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Okay, so like, this kid thinks the mailman is his dad 'cause his mom is always calling the mailman "daddy." Get it? You probably don't get it since you posted this joke. By the way, did you know you're 40% more likely to believe fake news than someone who reads a lot? Sad!