What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
Why dont witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
Why does peter pan always fly because he NeverLands
What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
A guy finds a genie...
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns? Haaaaaaay
How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!
What's a orphans favorite part in the wizard of oz?
When Dorothy says "there's no place like home".
