What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
The mirror says: if you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck.
The Magic Jewel says: if you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck.
The condom just sitting there laughing.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
chicken on a stick with a macaroiny tick
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What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
