What is a priests favorite song –Magic flute in A minor

a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “what ever you wish for comes true once you slide down”. One kid stepped up and slid down, he wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river. The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money, he then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee”!

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They’re Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they’re magically malicious.

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

What do call a magic owl


what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama.”

how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold

Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him. The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”

What is a car 🚙

What is a home 🏡 that can fly? A magic house 🏠

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

What do you call a magic car 🚙? A human

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗? A magic car can fly and a house 🏡 can not fly

What is the difference between a human and a magic house and what do I have for dinner 🥘

What did a magic house 🏠 do? Make some one in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡 day today I have to get my kids and oooooo

What kind of dog can do magic tricks? – A labracadabrador.