Magic

Magic Jokes

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?