Magic Jokes

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

A guy finds a genie...

He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"


so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?