Downy jokes

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do you call a downy under water?

Dead fish

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

Why is Megan a down?

Because her last name is Downy.