Downy jokes

What's a person with Down syndrome's favorite detergent?

Downy.

What do you call a downy under water?

Dead fish

What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?

Down bad.

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.

In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."

Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...

What do you call a fat downie?

A couch potato.

What do you call a downie superhero?

Chromo-doner.

What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?

Downy unstopables.

Why is Megan a down?

Because her last name is Downy.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?

A baked potato.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

What did the downs kid get on his math test??

Drool.