Ronnie Anne jokes

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.

Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!

I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?