Ronnie Anne jokes
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
I was out for dinner with my 19 year old girlfriend. I, being 42, had many people shouting at me, scolding me, calling me a creep. It really ruined our 10th anniversary.
Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?