My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dingus. So, the person is saying they don't want kids, right? But then they offer to "drop them off" at your place if you DO want them. It's funny because, like, kids aren't packages you can just ship off when you're done with them. And BTW, your brain is smooth like a bowling ball.