Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Dodi in Heaven
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you silly goose! So, Dodi Al Fayed, right? He and Princess Di bit the dust in a tunnel. The joke is that Dodi's yelling 'cause he wanted to do the deed with Di IN the tunnel, not, you know, actually DIE there. Get it? It's funny 'cause it's morbid and twisted, just like your sense of humor, you absolute cretin!