Relationship jokes

I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.

Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.

My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."

Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.

You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.

Mum finds out child cheats in math test.

Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."

Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"

*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.

I found a lot of matches.

Dr. Seuss dark jokes.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of...

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;

When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?