Relationship jokes
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Memes
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My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
My dad is nice!
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Your nan.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.