Houdini jokes
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Hodor.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Harrison
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini