Houdini jokes
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
Q: What do you call a magic owl?
A: HOOdini
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.
Can I get a HOYA?
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?