Relationship jokes
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
I'm really bored and I don't know what's up with Prince. He isn't talking to me.
And Freshfry, why are you so mean now?
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
What do you tell twins that are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourselves!
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.