Relationship jokes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Everybody add @christianisni22 on Snap!
He's a hot babe and he's single.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.
By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.
I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.
During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.
Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Want to have sex?
How do you know your Dad's been fucking your sister?
His dick tastes funny...
Why can't melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
My friends.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.