What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Relationship Jokes
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
When your mom says, "Go to bed," but you reply with, "But Mom, I need help because it is inside, but we are outside."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them!
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Why is my dick like a balloon?
The more you blow it, the bigger it gets.
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
What did Joe say when he saw his girlfriend sleeping with his sister?
Nothing, he just started wanking.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
#takemebacksophie
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
