Rape jokes
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
How do you get away with rape?
Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.