Rape jokes

Ever heard of rape jokes?

No?

Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!

There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

How do you get away with rape?

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Was busy robbing a house as quietly as possible and saw a woman catching me in the act, decided to get her in on the act and gave away my location from the noise.

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?

Kill her afterwards.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?

You can never tell.

Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rape

Rape who?

I go rape you!

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How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!