Rape jokes
How do you help a rape victim on a diet lose 7 pounds?
Kill her afterwards.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
97 percent of women...
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI