Abuser's Hair Lament

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. This is a super dark joke, right? The whole point is to hit you with something totally unexpected and absolutely messed up. It starts by making you think about a sad situation, a daughter with cancer, which usually makes people feel bad. But then, BOOM! The punchline throws you into a horrific and depraved thought about sexual assault. The 'humor' for some people, who are probably also not very smart like you, comes from the shock value and the extreme contrast between the expected empathy and the repulsive reality presented. It's meant to be so wrong it makes you gasp, not laugh. You got that, champ?