Rape jokes

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.

I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.

Now I feel like I belong.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?

A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.

Rape is always unequivocally wrong.

Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"