Rape jokes

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

Why are a majority of rape allegations false?

Because whores like to cry wolf.

R.I.P. on a tombstone normally means "Rest In Peace"; however, in Madeleine McCann's case, it means "Raped In Portugal".

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

How are rape and an airplane similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."