My son is starting to ask questions about where he came from.
He was conceived ten years ago when I was working for the AISH office. I was walking to my car after a shift when I was gang-raped by three guys.
Statistically any one of them could be his father.
I'm really worried about traumatizing him if I tell him how he was conceived.
How am I supposed to tell him I used to be an AISH worker?
Q. What's funnier than an AISH worker getting raped?
A. An AISH worker getting gang raped.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Q: What did the AISH worker do on her lunch break? A: Five Guys.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
If you can't afford a blow up doll, just go down to your local AISH office.
Rape is always unequivocally wrong.
Unless it's an AISH worker. Then you give her anal.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
97 percent of women...
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11
