Rape

Rape Jokes

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

I started working at the AISH office a few months ago.

I felt like I wasn't fitting in. Then my coworker showed me where the pepper spray and emergency contraception pills were.

Now I feel like I belong.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

I raped a girl and I liked it.

I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.

It felt so wrong, it felt so right.

Don't mean I'm in love tonight.