Rape jokes

I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.

What’s the best part about raping a blind girl? She’ll never see you coming.

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.

What do you call a child version of Batman?

The Raped Crusader.

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'

I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

About to go on a date.

But she was late.

So I got some tape.

And eventually punished her with rape.

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.

It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"

What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?

The tornado siren doesn't get raped.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"