Rape jokes

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke about, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This is sick!

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Killing the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

Carly: Hey do [you] want to have sex? [Age] (43)

Zina: No! [Age] (10)

Carly: Good cause I can make you do it anyway! [Age] (43)

What do you spot in this place that [is] gay!

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.

Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!

Unknown: Okay!

Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!

Unknown whispering: Sexy!

How do paedophiles greet people?

"How are you, kid?"

Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.

What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?

He killed everyone on this f#cking website.

Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.

Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.

There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?

Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.

Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?

The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.

Who wants to see me rape a toddler?

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?

"I was raped raped."

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

Wanna hear a joke?

Rape.

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.

Gay.