Rape jokes
Rape jokes aren’t funny. People like me that are actually victims of rape are triggered by them.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Most embarrassing moment during sex, GO!
James Arnold: My grandma walked in while I was knife raping my wife.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Gay.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
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How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.