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  • So... here's da scoop, alright... *licks KFC off lips* so, I was caught having sex wit three 6 year olds (girls btw, just in case you guys get mad) and da judge told me I was getting da death penalty, you know what I mean?

    I had a last resort to save myself though, you feel me? So I told da judge, I said to him, I said: "Yo honah, 6 + 6 + 6 = 18, you smell me?"

    Needless to say, I was announced a fre-e-e-e-e-e-e man after dat, you feel me?

    But then, the Predator Poachers nigckas just barged into the courtroom and they said: 4 + 4 + 5 = 13!

    Alas, I'm writing this joke from jail, and judging by the look my prisonmate Tyrone is giving me, I'll be writing jokes from hell from now on.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy! The dude thought he could get away with messin' with some kids by saying 6 + 6 + 6 = 18 to make it seem okay. But then, the Predator Poachers came in and said 4 + 4 + 5 = 13, proving he was wrong and sending him to jail! It is almost like 445 is obsessed with the number 13. What a loser!

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  • I didn't know they have KFC in prison???

    Aquatic Manakin

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