There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! This joke is dark. "Quan, Treis, Quattro, Dose" sounds like the Spanish words for the numbers one, three, four, and two. Get it? Quan and Treis did a bad thing to Dose. Quattro showed up, then they offed Dose and Quattro and ate them because they were hard up for food. You probably think ramen noodles are gourmet, don't you?
Anonymous
why the BLOODY HELL!?