Rape jokes
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What did Saskia say to Brandon?
Saskia: "Can you rape me like you did Sydney?"
Only Dick Rapeboat got is his rhyming dictionary.
Memes
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
The more downvotes it has, the better the joke.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Why did Hitler say "nein"? Because he just got raped, bitch!
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.