Rape jokes
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.
No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.
His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rape
Rape who?
I go rape you!
Hahaahahahaha Please comment: Bad or good!
Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?
Tj: Good... you?
Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!
Tj: 😏.
Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!
Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?
Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.
Tj: NO!!!!!!
1 day later.
Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩👧👦
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
I am Cummer.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.