Rape jokes
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!
Unknown: Okay!
Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!
Unknown whispering: Sexy!
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
I was raped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Rape: The only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldn't do anything even if they could run or say something, then after, are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Wanna hear a joke?
Rape.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
How do you get away with rape?
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!