Nirvana jokes

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.

What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said?

"Pop Goes the Weasel."

What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

So apparently, Kurt Cobain's death was mind-blowing.

Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?

Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"

What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?

The safety.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What has four legs and works at McDonald's?

The remaining members of Nirvana.

Naruto solos.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

What's bigger than Kurt Cobain's head?

What do you mean? He doesn't have one.