Nirvana jokes

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Did you know Kurt had dandruff?

Found his head and shoulders behind the couch.

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.

His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."

Happiness.