Nirvana jokes
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?
Because he's always calling shotgun.
Memes
Nirvana Shirt
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Community
Nirvana? AC/DC? Metallica? Greenday? Twenty One Pilots? KISS?
Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more