Nirvana jokes

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

Why does Kurt Cobain hate his brother?

Because he's always calling shotgun.

What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!

In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"

What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.