Puns
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.