Puns
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.