Puns
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.