Puns
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzz.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "What happened to you?"
The man replied and said, "I broke my arm in two places!"
Then the doctor replied with, "DON’T GO BACK TO THOSE TWO PLACES!!"