Puns
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Hana?
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!