What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.
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Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
I sat down to eat some ice cream. The next moment Icecreamed
I Left a chunk of ice outside during summer that was the first time I heard Icescream
To you, Iron man may seem cool or awesome. But to me, he is pretty ironic.
Why can’t you run in a campground. Because it past tents.
i have the funniest joke ever here it is... ur face
two muffins are in an oven one muffin says few its hot in here the other muffin says OMG A TALKING MUFFIN
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Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault.... couple years ago all my grains got loose.
is your body from mcdonalds cuz im loving it
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
I walked In a sushi bar and the sushi chef looked very O-Fish-all!
What happens when you eat salmon with nutella?
You get salmonella
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)