Puns
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
*insert pun here*
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
I knead bread.
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
I don't know what to say.
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.