Puns
Eggs
You crack me up!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
No, you!
I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was "remarkable."
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.