Don't trust the Atoms. Because they made up everything.
Why is Donald duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights
(Tripple Pun)
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
Raisin are kids is usually pretty fun, but some times they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
Geology rocks!
Simba was walking too slow so i told him to mufsa
Why did the vegetable go to jail? He kaled a man and stole a 9 carrot gold bar.
Eagle:'You know why hunting me would be a bad idea? Because it is ILL-EAGLE!
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft LOTTO?
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road because he wasn’t chicken
We should enjoy the present while it's here. Do you know why they call it the present? Because it's a gift.
Eggs
You crack me up
I trained a wolf to meditate. So now shes aware wolf
One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
