Puns
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.
Oofer.
Josh
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Do the French people smoke weed or oui'd?
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.
You know why I have so low IQ? It's because the left side of my brain gets nothing right, and the right side of my brain has nothing left.
Why can’t you run in a campground?
Because it’s past tents.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
Someone asked me, "How would you like your steak cooked?"
I said, "On a stove!"
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.