Puns
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣