Puns
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
So it didn't get its nuts wet.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
Can we have a party in space?
First, we need to planet ;)
Get it? "Plan it" = planet.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"