Puns
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Why tie when you can knot?
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.