Puns
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
What did the clock say when it got punched at noon?
It’s twelve o'clock.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Yesterday I made food using oil--olive oil.
(I love oil!)
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.