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Woman

I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

Bro

gyattohio · 1 year ago

William Dafoe smiles widely as the words of the meme are written above him.

Samurai

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

Shrek is sitting with a serious look on his face, with his hands crossed. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "When u and hb argue, you slowly start pulling back your dihh foreskin like a samurai unsheathing his blade, letting him know he's in danger."

Mom

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ · 1 month ago

When your mom pulls the "I put food on the table, I put clothes on your back, I put a roof over your head" card.

A young man with wide eyes holding his hands behind his head in shock and frustration. Text overlaid on the image in blue reads: "No shit! That's what you're supposed to do!!!"

Hair

~MACKEN~ · 1 year ago

A bald man is featured with the text "the urge to pull this cute hairstyle when my hair keeps testing me."

Hand

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A close-up shot shows a hand holding the zipper pull of a pair of blue jeans.

Mom

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ · 1 month ago

The pose I pulled when my mom caught me doing something I wasn't supposed to be doing

A promotional photo of Cameron Tucker from Modern Family, played by Eric Stonestreet. He is standing against a plain light gray background, posing politely with his hands clasped in front of him, legs crossed at the ankles, and smiling warmly. He wears a checkered button-down shirt with patterned blue turned-up cuffs and dark jeans.

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Man

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A pair of white boxer shorts with red hearts printed on them, accompanied by the text "Men literally never get their trousers pulled down to reveal girly boxer shorts with red hearts on them anymore."

Tree

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A tree with a hammer and a comb stuck in the bark. The text above the image reads: "Slavcalibur. He who pulls it from the tree becomes the king of Yugoslavia."

Picture

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

FUCKING GENIUS

A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."

Dick

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Party

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Parties when I pull up:

A two-part image. The top part shows a gray, featureless man (Meme Man) in a suit carrying pizza boxes, walking through a door with a text label 'WAT' written over the door. The bottom part shows the same room in chaos. The room is on fire, and has several cartoon characters, namely Trollface, Spike from Brawl Stars, Meme Man, Lancer from Deltarune, Skid and Pump from Spooky Month, and Elmo. The text 'WAT' is again written over meme man.

Cat

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Show

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A woman is in a video game. The text reads: "Me in the marvel rivals universe trying to pull the beads out of Luna show 🍑 hole but icy dookie chips keeps tugging me."

Suicide

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text at the top reads, "the homeless man watching me pull out a .357 revolver and paint the sidewalk with my own brains after he asked me for a dollar." Below the text, a picture of Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead, played by Andrew Lincoln, shows his intense, wide-eyed expression.

Movie

Heroin Monkey · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a movie review for 'Free Guy 2021'. The post shows the movie poster featuring Ryan Reynolds and a low rating (one green star). The text reads: 'Watched August 20, 2021. got pulled over for speeding on the way to see this and i wish the cop killed me.' The review has 1005 likes.

Hamster

MEME LORD · 1 year ago

The image shows a text box above an image. The text says, "I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?" Below is an image of a cartoon bear with an angry expression.

Nut

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A man with a beard and a red shirt is sweating and smiling broadly. In the background are digital cards, including one of LeBron James in a USA jersey. The text reads, "BUSTED A FAT NUT AFTER PULLING RARE USA BRON BRON CARD. CashNastyReacts, 54K views, 20 hours ago."

American

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A group of people are sitting at a table and look shocked while a man is standing on the table with his arms wide open. A speech bubble says: "I'm Bruis Best". The text above says: Pov: what Americans see when Scots pull up to the soft drink convention.

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Dish3rm3s_luvva8

18 days ago

Guys my best friend(who is a Muslim gurl) got transferred to another school and like all the boys there pulled off her hijab Cause she didn't want to show them her real hair(she told me yesterday)

Dish3rm3s_luvva9

1 month ago

Life Sooo boring without chaos and drama,I NEED ENTERTAINMENT,and yesterday I got in a fight on the 4th day of school(cause some girl playing she all dat)I pulled her braids off😋😋

BreakingSoundBarrier

4 months ago

Im gonna try to pull an all nighter

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